Tuesday, February 5, 2013

SciFi Lady Business

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A few weeks ago while driving to my doctor appointment, Matt and I tried to have a serious discussion about the procedures I would be going through for fertility treatment.

As one can guess, serious discussions don't go very far with us.

*Warning: Genital references ahead*

Me: Just make sure to pull out some money to take me to lunch. I'll want to be pampered after what I'm going to go through.

Matt: Because your vaginasium will be sore?

Me: Vaginasium? Don't call it a vaginasium. Makes it sound like a gymnasium. Where kids go for assemblies.

Matt: Vagoyer?

Me: Like a foyer? Where people stand around talking?

Matt: Vagenity?

Me: What?!

Matt: Like Serenity, from Firefly.

Me: Shiny. Actually, no, but I like where we're headed.

Matt: Vagardis? Like Tardis?

Me: It's bigger on the inside? Nope.

Matt: Vagenium Falcon. The only vagina to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Me: Vagenterprise. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Matt: This man goes there.

So Vagenterprise it is. I'm just glad we got stuck on spaceships and not species. The last thing I need is for my lady parts to be nicknamed after Wookies or Daleks.

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