Friday, January 4, 2013
Two Too Many Holes
Me: That's incorrect.
Matt: What is?
Me: A head has seven holes.
Matt: No, no it doesn't.
Me: Dude, yes it does. I just counted.
Matt: Oh no. Baby, did you count your eyes as holes?
Me: Well . . . technically they're holes.
Matt: No, no sweetie. Eyes are not holes.
Me: Eye sockets are holes.
Me: Yes! Eyes are basically holes that are stuffed!
Matt: I love you.
Me: No! Don't do that whole "I love you cause you're kinda crazy thing"! I've seen a human skull before. If you stick your fingers in the eyes, they go through and end up in the decomposed brain somewhere. That's like the definition of a hole!