Thursday, September 27, 2012
Sisters are Like Thighs - They Stick Together
Even though she was sick with a cold and had to truck around a cranky two year old, my sister was there to pick my groggy ass up at the hospital all the way across town and then endure traffic hour.
PS: Just throwing this out there, but I am not opposed to arranging a marriage for her.
Applicants must email me with proof of employment, references from at least three of your friends who can state you've never referred to a former girlfriend as either "bitch" or "boo" and a picture of yourself shirtless and wearing a purity ring.