Just a Roll of the Dice

I think every blogger looks forward to the day when someone let's them review adult toys.

And if they don't, it's because they've never had really great sex toys.

Or really great sex.

Or they're totally lying.

Eden Fantasys has graciously allowed me to continue reviewing their products even though the last time I wrote a review for them, I ended up pairing a French Maid's Costume with a baguette and some fruit tarts that I bought from a bakery up the street.

I also used a really bad French accent.

Despite my many flaws, my Love and Lust Kit arrived in the mail intact. 

The kit comes with a scented candle, a pair of handcuffs, strawberry lust warming lotion, a multi-speed vibrator and a pair of love dice. I have favorites in the kit, and some things just didn't get the chance to be used. (Seriously, who can light a candle while wearing handcuffs without burning themselves? Not me!)

Even though the kit is useful, it's something I'd probably buy for a bachelorette party, or even as a fun Christmas gift for an easily embarrassed friend. I would however buy some of the items individually on my own if given the chance (and when the strawberry warming lotion runs out, I'll be given the chance - seriously, I've yet to try it on ice cream.)

But because this is a review, and I'm totally a professional blogger, I thought I'd break down the pros and cons for you:

Scented Candle:

• Pros - Smells awesome!
• Cons - Quickly forgotten in the heat of the moment.

Handcuffs:

• Pros: Plastic and easy to escape (no fear of being trapped in handcuffs)
• Cons: Plastic and easy to escape (fear can be HOT).

Strawberry Warming Lotion:

• Pros: Edible and I assume fat free.
• Cons: Does not come with ice cream.

Love Dice:

• Pros: Surprisingly fun.
• Cons: Not fun when accidentally stepped on when you've forgotten to put them away.

Vibrator:

• Pros: Small, multi-speed and water proof.
• Cons: On a scale of "Vibrating Cell Phone to Unbalanced Washing Machine", it lands somewhere closer to "Electric Razor" when you're hoping for "Detachable Showerhead".
• Pros: It still gets the job done.

Overall the items are fun for a night off the town!

Updated: I realise that sometimes, visuals are needed...

Disclaimer: I received the above mentioned items to review. All opinions of the above mentioned items are my own and were not influenced in any way. To read my full disclosure policy, click here.