Howdy Neighbor

Imagine you own a house. 

Or if you already own a house you can skip the imagining part.

Unless your house sucks and you'd like a better house. Then imagine that.

Now pretend you're sitting, relaxing in your house - because it's yours - and suddenly you look up to spot a strange child peering in your living room windows. Curious, you step out onto the front porch of your house to find toys and crushed up cookies scattered in front of your door. Another day passes and suddenly you look up to spot two children standing in front of your living room window, leaning against your white picket fence and then sitting down to color chalk outlines on your driveway.

Creepy right?

What if it was YOUR child that was doing this to your neighbors?

Seriously.

What if you walked outside to check the mail and suddenly you look across the street and your five year old daughter is peeking in the windows of your neighbors house? Most normal parents I know would immediately call the child back and say things like, "We need to have a discussion about personal space and property lines."

So tell me why when I live in an apartment, the above scenario is completely overlooked by the parents of the brats that live below me? Cause seriously, it's super creepy. Especially when she tries talking to me through my window. Sure maybe if I was a person who liked kids it would be different.

But I think even those kind of people occasionally want to have sex on the living room couch without an underage audience in attendance.

I think what I'm saying is that parents should read "Hansel and Gretel" to their kids more often.