Camera Phones Are Great! Especially When You're Stupid and Leave Your Real Camera at Home

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I totally meant to take more pictures this week to post for today. I really meant to. Like for instance today I made two apple pies. I made the best damn apple pie you've ever shoved into your face. My apple pie is like sex in your mouth.

But I didn't take any pictures of it.
Because I am against pornography.

I do however have these pictures. Enjoy.

Willow sitting on the top of the couch
Instead of on the couch (or the floor)
like a normal dog.

The two things I love most in this world:
My husband and
A Pepsi

Our car being towed a few months back
when our clutch went out in the middle of a Walmart parking lot
Good times.

Rare footage of the wild Pug species sleeping
Never before caught on tape as most Pugs
spend their days barking, jumping, running and sneezing.

When you're married to me you get packed lunches
that come with a fancy theme for your co-workers to tease you about.

Nephew crying. He's one month old and already feeling it.

My sister changing a diaper.
She didn't throw up once.
Such a pro.

The Motherly returned to New Mexico for one night.
She spent it slobbering kisses over the baby
while my sister and I looked at Twilight parody videos.

Me feeding my nephew.
My boobs came along for the ride.

When I complained about my over abundance of cleavage
Motherly said, "It's okay. Sex sells."
This is why she's one of my favourite parents.