Internet Fail

Hey y'all!

So it turns out that I won't be having the internet for I don't know how long. And it totally has nothing to do with the fact that we didn't pay our cable bill. Yeah not even close. Ahem.

So in the meanwhile I will do my best to post on my blog using the fancy schmancy email to blog post thingy that Blogger offers and maybe even a mobile post.

They just won't be all gorgeous like they usually are but then again better something than nothing. I've seen what happens when I leave my readers completely lacking their weekly dose of Jianess. It's not pretty.
Animals get sacrificed. Some turn to cannibalism. Whores everywhere quit their jobs leaving politicians and drunk actors to go home to their wives. No one wants that.

Signing off for now.
Take care of yourselves and eachother.

PS: I prefer cow to goat sacrifices.