Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Ugh, As If!

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If you were between the ages of 10 and 30 in 1995 then you just read this post title out loud in the "valley girl" accent ala Alicia Silverstone. Don't lie. I can smell the Noxema from here.

A few years ago Matt became very aware of how much Clueless was a part of my very soul when he walked in the house after work and found me, my best friend and one of his gay co-workers camped out on our couch reciting the lines along with the movie (without subtitles).

He was terrified.

But I think that he soon became very aware of how much living in California for three years during my pre-teen phase truly affected me. The Valspeak is prominent in my daily vocabulary. I can't go one day without adding "totally" or "like" or "I know right?" to my conversations.

When Clueless came out in theatres, I was eleven years old and my sister and I left the movie complex and went straight to the mall to purchase several pair of color coordinated knee highs immediately after. Despite not living anywhere near Beverly Hills, our local mall had an entire section called "Off Rodeo Drive" where we would go, hang out and eat italian ice and drink cappuccinos. We were so totally existential.

Truthfully though, we learned a lot from this simple classic film:
  • I knew the definitions and proper usage of words such as: faux, polyester, and ballistic.
  • I understood that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty.
  • Grades are negotiable. 
  • The occasional makeover is necessary.
  • Cindy Crawford is 5'10.
  • Everywhere in L.A. takes twenty minutes.
Paul Rudd was cute WAY before movies like 40 Year old Virgin and Knocked Up.


I'm also still sad that Brittany Murphy died.


Here are some of my favourite lines . . . .

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: I believe that was your designer imposter perfume.

Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.

Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.




What's your favourite line from Clueless?

Writing Prompt by Mama Kat

18 comments:

Jenny C said...

Omg, I loved this movie and watched it religiously back in the day. Thanks for making me relive the memories, truly awesome.

Paul Rudd was definitely hot, and still is.

Tara said...

Me too :) Normal pens just don't feel right!

tanyat157 said...

Oh my gosh, this is still a great movie, in some ways totally timeless! I have watched it many times over the years and my husband still quotes this line to all of my daughters boyfriends, and anyone elso who will listen:
"I have a 45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone will miss you!"
Stopping by from Mama Kat's, have a great day!

Tarunita said...

I just love the movie...Its awesome!
Thanks for sharing :)

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melissa aka equidae said...

ahhh I dont recall ever seeing this movie myself but then I admit I am not a very good one at seeing movies maybe this Winter we will start to be more into movies who knows :) passed by from SITS

Desi said...

EASY!!!
Travis: "I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy. "

I freaking live and breath that movie..STILL. ^_^

Gina said...

"I think I remember Shakespeare accurately"
"Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately. And he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."

Dainty Domestic said...

He is definitely hotter with facial scruff.

debbie said...

would you believe that I am not sure I have seen it! I was 20 in 1995...where was I?? lol! might have to rent it now!!:)

Crmeyer1995 said...

If I'm 40 and I love this movie, am I wrong? It really is great...

Cjjj0716 said...

U 2! My GF and I so got the knee highs!!!
best line from her "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

Christy said...

Love it! Now I totally wanna go watch it again! Oh, the things that influenced our lives!

Jessicau8 said...

This post totally made my day!

I hope to see you, but not sporadically! Haha ;)

Tessa Johnston said...

SHUT UP, loved this movie!! Paul Rudd was and is still a total Baldwin :)
Great post!!


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Annied said...

I'm totally going home and watching this tonight! I had the plaid skirt and the pen with the feathers on the end. Clueless is kind of the "cult flick" of our time.

And I've wanted to marry Paul Rudd ever since this movie came out.

Krysti_r said...

My all-time favorite line from this movie:
-my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
-Well, there goes your social life.

lol- i'm agreeing with everyone else, i'm going to have to watch this movie- like, now!

TK said...

Clueless is a classic. It's the Sixteen Candles or Pretty in Pink of the 90's. Just love it.

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

Robyn said...

oh my gosh I Love this movie!!! It has been so long since I've gotten to see it...going to add it to my netflix list right now.

Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

and my ALL time favorite that we use to always say (and sometimes still do)

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

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