Matt: Ouch
Me: It itches
Matt: Don't scratch it.
Me: But it itches
Matt: Don't scratch it!
Me: Fine, you scratch it
Matt: No!
Me: I'm gonna spit on it.
Matt: What?! Ew! Why would you do that?
Me: When I was little, my aunt told me to put saliva on bug bites and they stop itching.
Matt: That's not true, you don't have magical spit
Me: What if I do?
Matt: You don't
Me: Fine . . . you spit on it
Matt: What's wrong with you?!
Me: Well maybe you have magical spit
Matt: Even if I did, I'm not going to put it on your bug bite, a faerie might crawl out of it and then I'd have to kill it.
Me: Fine, then just smack the bug bite or something. It'll feel like you're scratching it.
Matt: No, because then the dead faerie would come back to life. Smacking sounds like clapping, did you even watch Peter Pan as a kid?
Me: You're so hateful towards faeries
Matt: And Leprechauns
Me: My thigh itches
Matt: Don't scratch it
6 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I felt like I was watching a TV sitcom. But one of the underground good ones. Like arrested development. LURVE IT!!!!!!!!!
You guys are a hoot.
Oh my gosh ya'll sound like my husband and me :) Glad to see that we are not the only odd ones :)
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hahahah! That was an absolutely hilarious blog post to read. Thank you.
So you're saying spit aren't magical? :-(
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Alternatively, any loose faerie's around your house can come live with me. That way Matt is happy and your thigh won't itch anymore. ^_^
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