Because "Prostitute" Just Seems Less Intimate

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This week SITS is hosting a Back to Blogging campaign to get everyone back in a blogging and commenting routine. Todays challenge was to re-upload a post that had a title you were very proud of. This post titled "The Whore You Know" was not only hilarious and witty, but opened my love affair with the word "whore" to the world. It's a beautiful thing.


Hi. I'm Untypically Jia.

Lately I've been receiving a lot of emails and comments excited about my usage of the word "whore." I thought it was time that I address these heart felt comments. First off, thank you. "Whore," is indeed a fabulous word. It is very versatile and can be used in many situations. For instance, you can call someone a "whore" which can either be an insult, or in certain cases, a term of endearment. For instance, April is a whore. Because I love her. At the same time, most of my husbands ex-girlfriends are whores.

Because they turn tricks.

Probably.

"Whore," can also be an exclamation. For instance, if you stub your toe and can't drop an "F" bomb cause your mother in law is nearby and she'll give you "that look". You can scream "Whore!" instead. She'll probably still give you a look, but it'll be less judgmental and more concerning.

But please, let's remember that whores are people too.

Whores might take offense if you actually call them a whore. If you are a whore, please understand that my usage of this word is not directly in offense to you. But I mean . . . you're still a frickin' whore, so you should get to used to being called a whore. And latex.

If you're a whore who is accepting of your lifestyle, you probably won't get pissed at being called a "whore".

But you should still get tested for gonorrhea.

Thanks to the SITS girls for this challenge this week. And thanks to the SITS Back to Blogging sponsors: Standards of Excellence, Westar Kitchen and Bath, and Florida Builder Appliances.