This is What I Have to Deal With
Warning: If you haven't read the Twilight Saga this post will not make much sense to you. That or you just won't care.
Me: Holy crap. The pie guy from Pushing Daisies is a contender to play Garrett in Breaking Dawn.
Matt: Awesome. Who's Garrett?
Me: *blank stare* One of the nomads.
Matt: What's a nomad?
Me: *twitch* You're kidding right?
Matt: Oh! A nomad vampire!
Me: *seethe*
Matt: So he was like that old one that could read powers and crap?
Me: . . . No. That was Eleazar. And he wasn't a nomad. He belonged to the Denali Clan. Garrett was the nomad vampire that was from the Revolutionary War.
Matt: . . . ?
Me: He was the one that asked Kate to shock him.
Matt: . . . ?
Me: He's the one that goes back to Alaska with Kate.
Matt: Who's Kate?
Me: Did you even read the book!?
Matt: I'll be honest with you, I read through that thing so fast just so I could finish it.
Me: Why?
Matt: Cause it was just full of stupid gay sex and a battle that never becomes an actual battle!
Matt: You know it was all stupid flowers and, *mocking* "Oh Edward I love you, don't bite the headboard." And then Edward was all, "I can't quit you."
I'm gonna point out that not two minutes before this conversation took place, I was lectured on how I wasn't listening to him properly when he was telling me about Street Fighter vs Tekken and how Namco created Pac-Man.
