Someone once told me that Facebook is useful for social networking and building business and blog relationships. Weird. Cause really, I use Facebook like I use public places - to talk about sex with my family and make everyone else uncomfortable.
Here are a few examples of Facebook conversations no one really wants to read:
My Mother-Parent-Aunt-Person (who from now on will just be referred to as Motherly), is destroying my childhood by selling the home I grew up in to move to Colorado. Her husband has already relocated and she stayed behind to finish up the sale, but the two were going to reunite on a yearly cruise.
Untypically Jia: Get a room, perverts.
Motherly: I AM getting a room!
Untypically Jia: Gross. Don't get knocked up.
The Motherly: Haha, you're funny.
Untypically Jia: Please don't break your hip.
Motherly's Granddaughter: I for the record...am very disturbed...I knew it happened but definitely didn't want to hear about it or better yet read it on Facebook!
Cousin's Wife: Hahahaha!!!! Sex talk on Facebook! Gotta love the family talk!
Little Sister: Nothing beats being told at 10 years old, "Oh you guys missed it, we just had sex on the recliner." Then being told at 25 years old, "We weren't joking."
Motherly's Granddaughter: Thank god I only sit on the couch....and if anything has happened on those couches please keep it to yourself.
Motherly: Did you ever have sex on the recliner Jia?
Untypically Jia: Do I look like I could balance in a recliner? I can barely sit in one without falling over.
Motherly: What can I say there's been a lot of love in my house.
Untypically Jia: That's why you clean so much. You have to constantly sanitize everything.
Little Sister: No one elses family is this cool.
Big Sister: You guys are killing me....
13 comments:
lol. nice.
facebook = family and friends
twitter = networking
OMG, that was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.
Too funny ;)
Too funny ;)
Ok that made me smile. Thanks I needed that!
I love it
I totally <3 your family!
haha Im glad Im not the only one who has crazy sometimes personal convos with the family on FB hahahaha this was freakin hilar though! :)
please tell me this conversation happened on a private message and not thru comments...
Nope. All comments.
That is amazing!!!!!! Love it! I love having fun, odd, crazy convos on facebook! Plus...I had to come over here too to tell you that first picture literally made me laugh out loud!
This is why I'm so glad my parents aren't on Facebook!! :)
Another awesome FB conversation for the books. :P
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