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I wanted to blog today, but I'm lacking motivation to do just about anything. Which is weird, cause normally when that happens, it's because I'm strapped to the computer. Who has motivation to clean when there are blogs to read and Facebook games to play? Honestly.

So I thought I'd throw in a random thought here. Mostly because I never get witty replies to my tweets and people on Facebook are so frickin' serious about my randomness.

So . . . have any other housewives ever just gone, "I totally wish I had a boss." Cause seriously. It's much more effective to wash the dishes when you think you're going to get fired. This is probably what it feels like for self employed people when they're frustrated. Only they get money in the end. Very selfish of them.

PS: No offense to you selfish self employed people. But really, to prove me wrong, you should send me money. It's your reputation on the line here.

Oh and since this blog post was way too short . . .  here's some awesome stuff I've been given and asked to pass around. Awards. The STDs of the Blog World. Everybody gets them at least once.

Getting awards makes me feel all gooey inside. Unlike STDs, which I assume make you feel itchy.

The Girly Tomboy - my new stalkee, gave me A Blog With Substance award. I'm totally full of substance y'all. It's mostly Pepsi tho.

The Unofficial Mom - one of the sweetest people ever, gave me The Versatile Blogger award. I'm versatile y'all and have the award to prove it!

The Answer is Chocolate gave me this award too! I'm doubly versatile.

A Dad's Take - a male blogger, the unicorn of the blogging world, (and one of my favourite daddy bloggers) gave me another Versatile Blogger award. I'm so versatile that I get multiple awards. And the awards look totally different. Even the awards are versatile.

Jess Raquel - my fellow lover of all things Buffy, gave me the Beautiful Blogger award and . . . you guessed it! The Versatile Blogger award! I'm the most versatile blogger alive. I knew this would happen. I show way too much cleavage in my pictures.


And because you can never just get something without strings attached. Dirty strings.

1. Thank and link back to the person who gave you this award.
2. Share seven things about yourself.
3. Pass this award along to fifteen bloggers who you have recently discovered and who you think are fantastic for whatever reason!
4. Contact the bloggers you’ve picked and let them know about the award.

Seven things about myself. I can handle that.

1. I can't hold anything above my head for very long.
2. I am easily amused by small confused animals.
3. Speaking ill of 'The Lion King' triggers my rage.
4. My friends are perverts who sexually harass me.
5. I think inanimate objects have feelings too.
6. I blog about whores apparently a lot.
7. People should never call my bluff.

As for the fifteen (I'm lazy and only did ten) versatile bloggers . . .

The Girly Tomboy, Mindi @ Word to Your Mother, M-Cat @ That's What She Said, The British Homemaker, Shelle @ BlokThoughts, Lolli @ Better in Bulk, Julie's Scribbles, The Bingham Diaries, The Purple Diva's Diary, and From Lazy to Lady.

And the fifteen (ten here too) beautiful bloggers . . .

Emma @ Toddler Awesome, Charlie @ Operation Shrink Charlie's Big Butt, Skinny Emmie, Jewlia Goulia, Keelie @ Real Fat, Kristi @ Orange Juice, Merry Mittons, Jill @ Spare Tire Review, Becoming Something, April Showers, and Rebecca's Blog.

And some bloggers with substance . . .

Alexis @ depressionsandconfessions, Dana @ Day by Dana, Hyperbole and a Half, The Fascinating Woman, and The Professional Family Manager.