Originally Posted February 2009
Text #1: I want enchiladas.
Text #2: Like, I'm pretty sure I'll die if I don't get enchiladas.
Text #3: Some rare enchilada disease will kill me.
Text #4: Enchiladaitis.
Text #5: Except that "itis" means "inflamation of". Inflamation of Enchiladas. That doesn't work.
Text #6: Enchilada Cancer.
Text #7: Cause they have a cancer for everything these days. Why not enchiladas?
Text #8: Enchilada cancer. It'll be the new cool fad. Everyone will want it.
Text #9: Instead of chemo, you get guacamole.
Text #10: And a guy named Pedro sells you wigs and hookers. (I'm not being racist, this actually happened to a friend of ours that went to Mexico on vacation.)
Text #11: Do we have unlimited texting? Cause that would suck if we didn't.
Text #12: Then you would have no money to buy me enchiladas.
Text #13: And then I'd get cancer.
Text #14: Cause you were too cheap to pay for unlimited texting.
Text #15: I hope you're happy. We're broke because of my texting, and I'm still hungry.
Text #16: And have enchilada cancer.
Text #17: Cancer might offend people tho. Maybe it's Enchilada AIDS, or Enchilada Polio.
Text #18: Did you know that polio killed 6,000 people in 1916?
Text #19: They must not have invented enchiladas yet.
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