Text #1: I want enchiladas.
Text #2: Like, I'm pretty sure I'll die if I don't get enchiladas.
Text #3: Some rare enchilada disease will kill me.
Text #4: Enchiladaitis.
Text #5: Except that "itis" means "inflamation of". Inflamation of Enchiladas. That doesn't work.
Text #6: Enchilada Cancer.
Text #7: Cause they have a cancer for everything these days. Why not enchiladas?
Text #8: Enchilada cancer. It'll be the new cool fad. Everyone will want it.
Text #9: Instead of chemo, you get guacamole.
Text #10: And a guy named Pedro sells you wigs and hookers. (I'm not being racist, this actually happened to a friend of ours that went to Mexico on vacation.)
Text #11: Do we have unlimited texting? Cause that would suck if we didn't.
Text #12: Then you would have no money to buy me enchiladas.
Text #13: And then I'd get cancer.
Text #14: Cause you were too cheap to pay for unlimited texting.
Text #15: I hope you're happy. We're broke because of my texting, and I'm still hungry.
Text #16: And have enchilada cancer.
Text #17: Cancer might offend people tho. Maybe it's Enchilada AIDS, or Enchilada Polio.
Text #18: Did you know that polio killed 6,000 people in 1916?
Text #19: They must not have invented enchiladas yet.
photo by little blue hen
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Hahaha. This reminds me of when I used to send mass amounts of text messages to my ex. I had a really good one talking about flowers, but I like yours lots better. Thanks for the laugh!
haha, that is awesome. I've texted something similar to my man before.... except it was boneless buffalo chicken pieces. I think I'd get cancer without them.
*Weird, I follow on blogger, but I can't post from that?
It makes it sound like the enchiladas are cancerous... ew.
Although, this reminds me of the episode of the Gilmore Girls when Lorelai learns how to text and sends messages to Rory: "Do you miss me? What are you doing? Why aren't you responding? Are you in class? Are you still in class? Do you think I'm pretty? Let's dress like twins!"
HAHAHAHA, now I think I want enchiladas :). My hubs refuses to carry a cell phone let alone text me ever.
Hahahaha! I love you. You remind me of me. :)
Ooo buffalo chicken.
Ew . . that does sound horrible. But can you taste cancer?
I've never actually seen Gilmore Girls, but that sounds pretty funny.
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I was almost crying from laughter just now! My husband would totally tell me to shut the heck up if I did that!
Now I want Enchiladas!!
Funny stuff! Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I'm visiting you back and following.
I love enchiladas. I do not like cancer.
See, that's exactly why I had to change it to polio.
Mine eventually did. But then he bought me enchiladas.
I was looking at your labels, and I also snort when I laugh.
This time it's me who feels like I'm cheating, since you're above me on the Friday Follow Comment club and I have to come say hello! (even though I totally would have either way.)
Your husband must laugh a lot. :) Thanks for being a follower..right back atcha from:
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bahahaha! this had me crackin' up! if only you knew how similar this is to what i text my hubby all day because he also can't have his phone on the floor while working! too funny :)
visiting from comment club - thanks for making me laugh so early!
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I'm making enchiladas for dinner tonight by the way.
Lots of yummy love,
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That is insane, but hilarious! :)
Is it bad that it is 7:30 in the morning and I want an enchilata?
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This made me laugh so hard, I kinda want to give you my phone number so *I* can get awesome series of messages like this.
Oh snap!
Brings back memories about the time I got really sick just after eating an enchilada. I think it was a bad case of the flu.
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Good. They say prevention is the best medicine.
I really don't know if you could taste cancer... but that would mean that there was an unnatural growth on your enchilada, and that can't be good.
I get the feeling that you would like Gilmore Girls. Fast talking, a bazillion pop culture references in every episode. Stupid girl drama. Stuff like that.
Did you get your enchiladias? Over from the commetn club & a new follower & I'm glad I am because you are too funny!
Hahaha, hilarious! I bet he was happy when he turned his phone on ;)
Here from the comment club. So, did you have enchiladas? I almost want them now after seeing that picture!!
The texting is too silly, I think my husband might turn our phone off if I texted him that much.
I totally got my enchiladas.
Mildly annoyed, but I call it happy.
Mine texts me that much usually.
lol that funny. I like it me and my friend had a texting conversation about
dieing from lack of chocolate. Thanks for visiting. I am visiting back from comment club.
First- I strongly encourage you to watch Gilmore Girls. It always makes me laugh. Just like you.
Second- Did you ever find out if you have unlimited texting? Cause unlimited is the only way to go.
Third- My husbands cell phone doesn't get a signal while he is at work. He works with electronic equipment so there is too much interference. Sometimes he gets all my random texts messages at the end of the day and sometimes....nada. Stupid cell phone service.
LOL, Yes we do have unlimited texting. Not just for my random bursts of crazy, but because I'd rather text than talk anyway.
Hope you got your enchiladas. I would hate for you to get the enchilada cancer.
That picture makes me want one now, haha! LOVE your blog too btw!
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Hilarious. Now I want some enchiladas before I get enchilada cancer. Good thing I have leftovers in the fridge.
Mine texts me that much usually.
visiting from comment club - thanks for making me laugh so early!
This made me laugh so hard, I kinda want to give you my phone number so *I* can get awesome series of messages like this.
Good. They say prevention is the best medicine.
Oh I'm sure your husband is NEVER bored! :) Thanks for linking up to finding the funny!
Anna
Too funny!!!! I love enchiladas.
So much.
Now I have to go get some.
Damn you.
Did you get your enchiladias? Over from the commetn club & a new follower & I'm glad I am because you are too funny!
Hahaha, hilarious! I bet he was happy when he turned his phone on ;)
Brings back memories about the time I got really sick just after eating an enchilada. I think it was a bad case of the flu.
I'm stopping by from the Friday-Follow Weekend Comment Club to thank you for participating.
Have a great weekend!
I really don't know if you could taste cancer... but that would mean that there was an unnatural growth on your enchilada, and that can't be good.
I get the feeling that you would like Gilmore Girls. Fast talking, a bazillion pop culture references in every episode. Stupid girl drama. Stuff like that.
I'm a new follower, will you follow me?
http://songberries.blogspot.com
Hahaha. This reminds me of when I used to send mass amounts of text messages to my ex. I had a really good one talking about flowers, but I like yours lots better. Thanks for the laugh!
haha, that is awesome. I've texted something similar to my man before.... except it was boneless buffalo chicken pieces. I think I'd get cancer without them.
*Weird, I follow on blogger, but I can't post from that?
HAHAHAHA, now I think I want enchiladas :). My hubs refuses to carry a cell phone let alone text me ever.
Hahahaha! I love you. You remind me of me. :)
lol great blog! Now following from Fun Follow Friday. :)
http://rabbitamy.blogspot.com
Now I want Enchiladas!!
Funny stuff! Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I'm visiting you back and following.
I love enchiladas. I do not like cancer.
I was looking at your labels, and I also snort when I laugh.
This time it's me who feels like I'm cheating, since you're above me on the Friday Follow Comment club and I have to come say hello! (even though I totally would have either way.)
Your husband must laugh a lot. :) Thanks for being a follower..right back atcha from:
http://homadehodgepodge.blogspot.com
bahahaha! this had me crackin' up! if only you knew how similar this is to what i text my hubby all day because he also can't have his phone on the floor while working! too funny :)
I adore you!
I'm making enchiladas for dinner tonight by the way.
Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma, What's for Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com
That is insane, but hilarious! :)
Is it bad that it is 7:30 in the morning and I want an enchilata?
Stopping over from the Weekend Comment Club..Love your sense of humor! :)
Oh snap!
It makes it sound like the enchiladas are cancerous... ew.
Although, this reminds me of the episode of the Gilmore Girls when Lorelai learns how to text and sends messages to Rory: "Do you miss me? What are you doing? Why aren't you responding? Are you in class? Are you still in class? Do you think I'm pretty? Let's dress like twins!"
I was almost crying from laughter just now! My husband would totally tell me to shut the heck up if I did that!
Here from the comment club. So, did you have enchiladas? I almost want them now after seeing that picture!!
The texting is too silly, I think my husband might turn our phone off if I texted him that much.
lol that funny. I like it me and my friend had a texting conversation about
dieing from lack of chocolate. Thanks for visiting. I am visiting back from comment club.
First- I strongly encourage you to watch Gilmore Girls. It always makes me laugh. Just like you.
Second- Did you ever find out if you have unlimited texting? Cause unlimited is the only way to go.
Third- My husbands cell phone doesn't get a signal while he is at work. He works with electronic equipment so there is too much interference. Sometimes he gets all my random texts messages at the end of the day and sometimes....nada. Stupid cell phone service.
Hope you got your enchiladas. I would hate for you to get the enchilada cancer.
That picture makes me want one now, haha! LOVE your blog too btw!
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