Matt: Yeah, we got a slip that says we missed a package and it would be waiting for us here.
Postal Worker: (Hides her handgun . . . kidding . . . maybe) Okay, do you have the paper we left you?
Matt: No, but here's my ID. All I remember was that it said it was from Hong Kong.
Postal Worker: Well let me go see if I can find it.
Me: It could be the book I ordered.
Matt: From Hong Kong?
Me: Maybe it was published in Hong Kong.
Matt: Or maybe you're having a secret affair with some guy named Hong, from Hong Kong.
Me: Give me a minute, I'm sure I can come up with a joke about Bangkok.
Matt: Please be quiet.
Me: I swear baby, he meant nothing to me.. (getting louder) It was just SEX and mahjong!
Matt: . . . .
Postal Worker Here you go.
Matt: It says it's for my Dad.
Me: I have some serious questions for Hong!
Matt: . . . .
Me: I probably should have worn a bra today before attracting all this attention huh?
Welcome to all my new stalkers from blog hops.
Enjoy basking in my offensiveness.
It smells like hilarity . . . and bacon.
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Greetings from Malaysia! Hopping in from FMBT & TTA! I'm your latest follower now! :D
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The conversations between the two of you always crack me up.
"Matt: It says it's for my Dad.
Me: I have some serious questions for Hong!"
DEAD. I love it.
This is hilarious!! This sounds EXACTLY like something I would do to my hubby! HA HA. Fantastic. :) Thanks for following my blog! Follwoing you back!
::Kristin::
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Thanks for stopping by Lemons to Lemonade, I am now a follower.
Love your sense of humor.
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Very funny post! I'm following you...thanks for the laughs :)!!
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Love it! LOL I am returning the follow! Love your blog!
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I spy randy orton on your blog... I might go back to that and stare.. =]
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LOL- my former FIL and his wife are retired letter carriers, now living in a Letter Carriers Union retirement community- yes, such a place exists, I swear- and I have to say, those 'mailmen' are far less 'postal' once they are retired! :)
Hi! I love your blog! I running terribly behind, but am finally here and happy to be following you back from follow friday.
Amy
hi -- following you from the bloghop -- great blog :)
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Thanks for visiting my site! I am now a follower of yours too!
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Thanks for the comic relief!
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I'm a new follower :) Follow me back at http://lisabrowndesign.blogspot.com/2010/07/follow-me-back-tuesday.html
Thanks for stopping by today. I'm returning the follow.
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All the best,
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Following you back from FBT!!! Thanks for visiting www.peacefuldivas.com This post was so cute
Thanks for stopping by my blog...I'm following you back!
Have a great week!
Well isn't that hilarious. My postal worker is hot. I had a close encounter with him on Saturday. I really hope he is my current for good for good postal worker. But probably not, he will probably be replaced with the surly fat lady that puts everyone's mail in my mailbox so I have to walk the block everyday and deliver the mail for her. I'm your latest follower BTW. Found you from TAT. ♥ Rachel @ Anya's Room
I cant believe someone can make me laugh so much. I cant wait to read your blog everyday. Im a new follower from Tag Along Tuesday.
You are so funny Jia!
Thanks for following :)
Followed you back. Love your blog layout :)
Well, this one is hilarious. I've never thought of that way.
Anyway, you'd done a great job showing your perspective, I like that.
i am now following you back. cute post made me giggle.
I spy randy orton on your blog... I might go back to that and stare.. =]
Following you back! Thanks for the follow.
Thanks for the visit. and the follow. I'm following back.
Thanks for following! I'm already following your great blog! I thought I remembered all the wonderfulness!!
Thanks for stopping by my blog! Following back =]
Hanan
http://lilaccitymomma.blogspot.com/
I'm your newest follower from Follow Me Back Tuesday! Stop by and say hello when you get a chance!!
--Jodi
http://jodibee.blogspot.com
Hi,
Thank-you for the Follow.
I am following you back.
Have a great week.
http://www.lisasglutenfree.com
http://misc-oceansky.blogspot.com
Greetings from Malaysia! Hopping in from FMBT & TTA! I'm your latest follower now! :D
Hope that you can return the follow at my new blog domain! :D ( I'm a full-time mummy )
Btw, funny post! Thanks for the laugh! :D
I am now following you thanks to Follow Me Back Tuesday and it would be nice if you could share back the love here on my blog! Also new Technical Support is up for grabs! Today we speak about titles in the sidebar widget;)
Happy Follow Me Back Tuesday!
I am now following your blog from Trailing Tuesday!
http://simplystacie.net
You are so fun.
The conversations between the two of you always crack me up.
"Matt: It says it's for my Dad.
Me: I have some serious questions for Hong!"
DEAD. I love it.
This is hilarious!! This sounds EXACTLY like something I would do to my hubby! HA HA. Fantastic. :) Thanks for following my blog! Follwoing you back!
::Kristin::
kuppykakesbykristin.blogspot.com
Thanks for stopping by Lemons to Lemonade, I am now a follower.
Love your sense of humor.
Thank you so much for coming to visit me! Returning the follow ... :)
foodfloozie.blogspot.com
Thanks for following, I'm your newest follower :)
http://thekingscourt4.blogspot.com/
Thanks for stopping by-following you back!
mmmm bacon! Thanks for stopping over and following. I'm following you back!!
Very funny post! I'm following you...thanks for the laughs :)!!
Thanks for the comment today from Tagalong Friday :) Hope you have an awesome afternoon!
Thank you for stopping by Mama's Little Chick! I am already following you! Cute story! have a great day!
Mama Hen
I'm a new follower from TTA. You're blog is hilarious and I can't wait to read more!
justagirl623.blogspot.com
Thanks for stoppin' by for a Latte'. Happy to follow you back!
LAUGH OUT LOUD - seriously, this was too funnY! Thanks so much for following!
I'm a new follower via Google Friend Connect :) Found you through Tuesday Tag Along.
-Ai Mei
http://StudentSavingBucks.blogspot.com
I think I'm liking this funny blog! Thanks for the follow today. Repaying the favor! Jennifer www.thefarriswheel.blogspot.com
Love it! LOL I am returning the follow! Love your blog!
http://mommymadegreen.blogspot.com
Well isn't that hilarious. My postal worker is hot. I had a close encounter with him on Saturday. I really hope he is my current for good for good postal worker. But probably not, he will probably be replaced with the surly fat lady that puts everyone's mail in my mailbox so I have to walk the block everyday and deliver the mail for her. I'm your latest follower BTW. Found you from TAT. ♥ Rachel @ Anya's Room
Thanks for following :)
Followed you back. Love your blog layout :)
Thanks for stopping by This Little Family! I'm following you back!
I'm following you from Follow Me Back Tuesday! Have a great week!
http://suddenlysandy.com
I’m a new follower from FMBT! I look forward to reading more of your posts!
http://www.ingenuemom.com
following you back and can't wait to read more!
I'm your newest follower! Thanks for stopping by on my blog!
fashionintheforest.blogspot.com
Funny! Following you back from TTA :)
Following you back from FBT!!! Thanks for visiting www.peacefuldivas.com This post was so cute
I cant believe someone can make me laugh so much. I cant wait to read your blog everyday. Im a new follower from Tag Along Tuesday.
You are so funny Jia!
Thanks for following Single Mom in the South! Following you back!
LOL- my former FIL and his wife are retired letter carriers, now living in a Letter Carriers Union retirement community- yes, such a place exists, I swear- and I have to say, those 'mailmen' are far less 'postal' once they are retired! :)
Hi! I love your blog! I running terribly behind, but am finally here and happy to be following you back from follow friday.
Amy
hi -- following you from the bloghop -- great blog :)
www.dandygiveaway.com
Thanks for visiting my site! I am now a follower of yours too!
http://jennsfoodjourney.blogspot.com
Thanks for the comic relief!
Following you back from 'I am wicked cheap!'
http://www.iamwickedcheap.com
Alicia
I'm a new follower :) Follow me back at http://lisabrowndesign.blogspot.com/2010/07/follow-me-back-tuesday.html
I'm a new follower :) Follow me back at http://lisabrowndesign.blogspot.com/2010/07/follow-me-back-tuesday.html
Thanks for stopping by today. I'm returning the follow.
What a great blog! Thanks for visiting The Foodie Mommie! I am following you back!
Elizabeth
www.foodymommy.blogspot.com
Okay, I just wrote a bunch of stuff and it got deleted... I think Blogger is shitting on me again! Great blog... I am now following. Thank you for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment!
All the best,
Kim
Thanks for stopping by my blog...I'm following you back!
Have a great week!
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