Bucket List

1. Lay in the grass in Ireland.
2. Learn Gaelic.
3. Become a mother.
   
   
4. Touch a live wolf.
5. Hug a celebrity. (Weird Al Yankovic - three times)
6. Learn to shoot a gun.
7. Memorize scripture mastery.
8. Play an entire game of Monopoly from start to finish without throwing anything.
9. Fart, sneeze and burp at the same time.
10. Dance like nobody's watching - in public.
11. Make really good Asian food.
12. Develop self discipline. 
13. Swim with dolphins.
14. Perform stand up comedy for 5 minutes.
15. Go on a pioneer trek.
16. Write and publish a book.
17. Honor my mother.
18. Hold a baby penguin.
19. Ride a horse.
20. Somehow repay aunts for raising me.
21. Learn sign language.
22. Go on a mission.
23. Win a staring contest.
24. Cry for the love of it on stage while singing.
25. Go white water rafting.
26. Catch a fish.
27. Run a 3k.
28. Run a 5k.
29. Kiss the blarney stone.
    
    
    
30. Find enlightenment.
31. Learn to balance wearing high heels.
32. Genuinely convince someone that I am a twin.
33. Walk on fire.
34. Lose 50 pounds.
35. Lose 100 pounds.
36. Bark at a child in Walmart.
37. See a Broadway show live.
38. Learn a musical instrument.
39. Grow my hair down to my ass.
40. Get out of consumer debt.
41. Have an awesome rack.
42. Pay off ALL student loans.
43. Create a savings account of $5,000.
44. Adopt a child.
45. Buy a house.
46. Take a martial arts class.
47. Meet Paula Deen.
48. Punch Bobby Flay in the face.
49. Read the scriptures cover to cover
• The Bible
• The Book of Mormon
• Doctrine and Covenants
• Pearl of Great Price
50. Witness a birth.
51. Be a maid of honor.
52. Overcome OCD and Anxiety.
53. Forgive my father.
54. Win a cooking contest.
55. Sneeze on Howie Mandel.
56. Meet a Prophet.
57. Meet my best friends face to face.
58. Write personal letters to everyone that means something to me.
    
    
59. Write the story of my life.
60. Molest a WWE Wrestler.
61. Experience a real life Musical moment.
62. Write a song and sing it in public.
63. Hear my Mother in Law drop the F-Bomb.
64. Play the Mentos and Diet Coke prank on someone.
65. Get a bikingi wax.
66. Learn to enjoy sushi.
67. Feed the poor during Christmas.
68. Go horseback riding in the country.
69. Participate in a fully loaded car version of Bohemian Rhapsody ala Wayne's World.
70. Be skinnier than both of my sisters for at least 24 hours.
71. Help someone overcome something difficult.
72. Keep a diary (offline) for a whole year.
73. Raise a farm animal.
74. Learn photography.
75. Slide down the poll in a Fire House.
76. Kiss under a bridge in Venice, Italy.
77. Tour Ancient Rome and Greece.
78. Visit and work on a farm.
79. Own a Welsh Corgi.
80. Tell myself that I am beautiful, and believe it without a single ounce of doubt.
81. Visit the Caribbean.
82. Attend a Japanese tea ceremony.
83. Attend Burning Man.
84. Milk a cow.
    
    
85. Go hunting.
86. See a live Rocky Horror performance.
87. Save someone's life.
88. Organize Family History.
89. Convince people at a dance club to do the "Time Warp".
90. Have a celebrity file a restraining order against me.
91. Help my husband meet Stan Lee.
92. Pretend to be a Super-Hero for a whole day.
93. Visit a Pepsi factory.
94. Eat fire.
95. Be hypnotized.
96. Grown a lemon tree in my backyard.
97. Lick someone's face on a "Kiss Cam"
98. Jump into a body of water from a swinging rope.
99. Buy a pair of awesome shit-kicker boots.
100. Create a bucket list.
101. Volunteer at the Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary. 
102. Act out the famous restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally.
103. Jump into a public fountain.
104. Do a pinup photo session in a cemetary.
105. Get arrested for something really hilarious.
106. Hold up a ridiculous and unrelated sign during a protest rally. 
107. Be acknowledged by a famous blogger.
108. Say "fuck" on my blog because I say it often enough in real life.