Friday, June 11, 2010

Why I Shouldn't Have Conversations When I'm Tired Reason #437

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If you're easily offended, I'd come back tomorrow . . .


I was reading a web-comic last night where two characters kept using the term "douche" to insult one another. I should have known better than to read it aloud to Matt.

Me (reading aloud): And then he says, "Wait, what's a douche?" And the other one goes, "It's like vaginal mouthwash."

Now here's a note that is especially helpful. 
I pronounced it: vag-EYE-nal. 
Not vaginal like a normal person. 
Vag-EYE-nal.

Me (continuing): And the other one says, "Huh. Cool." That's pretty funny.

Matt: Wait. Did you just say "vag-Eye-nal"?

Me: . . . . No?

Matt: You actually OWN one of them and you can't even pronounce it correctly.

8 comments:

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cheri said...

i'm trying hard not to laugh here...but i cant stop laughing :)

sorry. we're still friend, right?

Untypically Jia said...

No worries. I laugh at myself more than the rest of the world does.

UK Yankee said...

I didn't laugh right away cause that's how they pronounce it over here - and it's also cerv-EYE-cal, not cervical. Anyways, just tell Matt you're channelling your inner Brit.

abba12 said...

i say vag-eye-nal too :P

Maria Gridley said...

haha Im somewhat of a new follower.. just found you a couple days ago... but this is my first comment. You are freakin hilarious!! haha

Bree said...

Too cute! Congratulations to being at home and married, I think it's nice when we can do that early :)- it's rare these days but neat!
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cheri said...

i'm trying hard not to laugh here...but i cant stop laughing :)

sorry. we're still friend, right?

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