Instead . . . I thought I show you how April sexually harassed me today:
Oh and here's a video of her injuring her vagina.
Am I the only one who's looking forward to the people sent here by Google? Those search terms are going to be awesome!
PS: The original blog title was going to be "Whores Injure Their Vagina's When They Call People Sluts".
Love you April.
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Wait, why are we not Facebook friends? Hmmm, maybe we shouldn't be.
A while ago my husband did a post on my blog about the hottest disney princess. You wouldn't think it'd be a big deal, but he talked about Jasmine being like Kim Kardashian and referred to Nala as a sex kitten.
I get lots and lots of search results leading to that post.....
Kristina - Holy cow! No joke! I'm so frickin' lazy. There, sent a request just now.
WW - Dude your husband is like my hero. Honestly. Except I think Kim Kardashian looks like a whore.
But Nala is totally a sex kitten. And Simba was a little sexy. Like at the end when he was all "Grr" at the top of the rock. I'll admit, I got chills. Of course I was ten and I thought I would grow up to become a lion.
The Lion King is full of horrible sex references. In fact it's been my favourite Disney movie since forever. I'm gonna blame it for the way I turned out.
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This will probably turn out to be a blog post by itself.
Thanks for talking about my vag on your blog.
I expect the favor to be returned one day.
I'm confused...do you know Wonder Women? Or did you jut meet through the blogging world. Because I totally know both of you! I know wonder women from college and you from high school. Weird? I keep on trying to figure it out because I always see comments from this April Vagina girl on both of your facebooks and I've been trying to figure out how ya'll know each other. Just wondering?
I meant Wonder *Woman* oops!
That is too funny! Just know each other through the big wide world of blogging!
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