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Matt and I were watching one of those commercials that has awesome graphics, techno music and words like "innovation", "necessary", and "the future!"

Matt: Oh man I don't know what this is, but I think I want one!

Me: It's a tampon commercial. (It wasn't)

Matt: No. This is for something that speaks I think. Tampons don't speak.

Me: But what if they did?

Me: Get it?

Matt: I got it.

Me: Cause it's cotton . . .

Matt: Got it.

Me: And it's a tampon . . .

Matt: I got the joke hun.