A Day in the Life

After insinuating that she's secretly a hermit living in her basement making blog designs, April decided to finally post her daily schedule. And then she challenged anyone else to post theirs and link up. And because it's my day off, and I had no other ideas for a blog post... here ya go!

4:00am - Alarm clock goes off and I contemplate calling in sick.

I then get up, head to the bathroom and attempt to get ready for work. Once I look absolutely perfectly gorgeous, I take one last look in my alternate universe mirror.

4:30am - Take my vitamins and then have a Pepsi for breakfast. Then walk to work in the freezing cold.

5:00am - Arrive at work and open the store. Make coffee, stock cigarettes, count lottery tickets (a typical day for a Mormon, LOL).

During slow hours at work I'll clean things, check emails on my phone, think about what to make for dinner, etc.

1:00pm (ish) - Walk home and tend to a crying dog that needs to pee, an angry cat that hates that you let the dog out, cook a healthy lunch of steamed broccoli and Mac n Cheese (or Top Ramen). Try and catch up on some cleaning, computer work for 2nd job, and get enough caffeine in order to blog.

7:30pm - After making dinner, Matt comes home and tells me how his job is harder than mine, asks if I made dinner and wonders why the house is so dirty. ***
I strangle him.

8:00pm - Watch a TV show and try to relax before getting everything together for tomorrow before bed.

9-10:00pm - Crash!

Alternatives: On my days off I usually catch up on cleaning and work at home job stuff, try and get friends over for game nights or dinner parties. On Sundays we go to Church from 1-4pm and there's generally another meeting somewhere in the week as well.

*** What Matt actually says when he comes home from work is something like, "What smells so good? Wow the house looks great! You work so hard! I missed you so much! I love you! Gosh you look pretty!"