ABC, I'd like a house now - kthanxbye!

Take 1 part gorgeous redhead . . .

Mix 4 hours of sleep and 8 hours of work . . .

Beat in 3 episodes of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition . . .

To get 1 red hot mess . . .

Matt won't even watch the show with me. He says it's too sad. Well duh! No one gives free stuff to happy people! I think this is just encouraging me to be even more sad. Seriously! My mom died when I was 2, I was raised by my three aunts (one of whom was killed in a car accident when I was 13), my Grandmother had a stroke when I was 7 and died when I was 15 . . .

PLUS, when I got married I gained like 50 pounds!

Where's my house, Ty!?

Matt is not sympathetic at all:

Me: I'm watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. It's sad. I'm crying all over the house.

Matt: Why are you watching that?

Me: Cause I'm dumb.

Matt: Well watch all of the ones you have recorded so I don't have to watch them with you.

Me: You have no heart.

Matt: Every time you make me watch that stupid show it's always about the family where the wife died and then I get sad!

Me: The wife didn't die in this episode!

Matt: Let me guess, the husband died.

Me: And one of their kids.

Matt: What is wrong with you?!

Me: I love too much.

Matt: I'll see you when I get home.

He totally doesn't get me.

It hurts inside.

It hurts so much someone should give me a house for it.