PLUS, when I got married I gained like 50 pounds!
Where's my house, Ty!?
Matt is not sympathetic at all:
Me: I'm watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. It's sad. I'm crying all over the house.
Matt: Why are you watching that?
Me: Cause I'm dumb.
Matt: Well watch all of the ones you have recorded so I don't have to watch them with you.
Me: You have no heart.
Matt: Every time you make me watch that stupid show it's always about the family where the wife died and then I get sad!
Me: The wife didn't die in this episode!
Matt: Let me guess, the husband died.
Me: And one of their kids.
Matt: What is wrong with you?!
Me: I love too much.
Matt: I'll see you when I get home.
He totally doesn't get me.
It hurts inside.
It hurts so much someone should give me a house for it.