Saturday, January 23, 2010

ABC, I'd like a house now - kthanxbye!

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Take 1 part gorgeous redhead . . .
Mix 4 hours of sleep and 8 hours of work . . .
Beat in 3 episodes of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition . . .
To get 1 red hot mess . . .
Matt won't even watch the show with me. He says it's too sad. Well duh! No one gives free stuff to happy people! I think this is just encouraging me to be even more sad. Seriously! My mom died when I was 2, I was raised by my three aunts (one of whom was killed in a car accident when I was 13), my Grandmother had a stroke when I was 7 and died when I was 15 . . .

PLUS, when I got married I gained like 50 pounds!

Where's my house, Ty!?

Matt is not sympathetic at all:

Me: I'm watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. It's sad. I'm crying all over the house.

Matt: Why are you watching that?

Me: Cause I'm dumb.

Matt: Well watch all of the ones you have recorded so I don't have to watch them with you.

Me: You have no heart.

Matt: Every time you make me watch that stupid show it's always about the family where the wife died and then I get sad!

Me: The wife didn't die in this episode!

Matt: Let me guess, the husband died.

Me: And one of their kids.

Matt: What is wrong with you?!

Me: I love too much.

Matt: I'll see you when I get home.

He totally doesn't get me.

It hurts inside.

It hurts so much someone should give me a house for it.

7 comments:

sp4rk1e.com said...

i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts...but only at the humour in all that...cos i totally think you should get a house of ty pennington!!!

oh and yuor not alone in crying at that show.....my daughter and i do too..........

without fail!

**sniff sniff**

xx

One Cluttered Brain said...

I LOVE your header! And you design blogs? AWESOME!

I love the cartoon women characters I am seeing everywhere lately.
Just wish I could afford a blog design. MY friend helped me design mine. While I super LOVE the design, I want a women cartoon character doing something, like a gal with a laptop chocolate AND a child on one hip. cause thats me. oh and don't forget the other two girls that yack at me to do their laundry and fix them meals.

UGH,I just want a header change. How much would that cost me? I'd be willing to trade my skills for something you want.

Think bout it will ya?
Thanks!


you are a super talented woman!with blog design!

One Cluttered Brain said...

I love Extreme Makeover edition and I cry over their episodes too. EEK! What i wouldn't give for TY to design me a house?

But I don't want the tragedy that usually comes with it.
Here's the comment that belongs with the post.

Untypically Jia said...

Actually, I didn't design this blog. I'm so not patient enough. Or talented enough. Or patient enough. And I certainly don't have the attention span for it. I'm also not patient enough.

http://colormeuntypical.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-to-properly-thank-your-blog.html

My blog was designed by April Showers. Tell her I sent you. You probably won't get a discount or anything, but she'll be forced to add more value to our friendship.

Kristina P. said...

I don't watch this show. It makes me hate people.

Untypically Jia said...

Just wait til there's a marathon of Wife Swap. The blog post that follows that incident will require censorship.

ukyankoz said...

I love this post!! The cartoons especially add hilarity - well done! :)

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