Matt: Do you think you could eat a pillow in one sitting?
Me: Is the pillow made out of food? Or is it just a pillow?
Matt: Just a pillow.
Me: Am I being paid for this? Threatened? Or bored?
Matt: All three.
Me: Am I hungry?
Matt: Yes.
Me: Is it clean?
Matt: Yes.
Me: Who slept on it last?
Matt: No one.
Me: Then where the heck has it been?
Matt: Sitting on top of the dryer.
Me: Ew! The top of the dryer has lint and dust on it. Why would you even suggest eating a pillow like that!?
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LOL.
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