I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata....

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Have y'all seen Fight Club lately? Do you remember this part?  

"Listen to this. It's an article written by an organ in the first person. "I am Jack's medulla oblongata. Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate or breathing." There's a whole series of these. "I Am Jill's Nipples." "I Am Jack's Colon." "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."

I am Jack's raging bile duct.
I am Jack's cold sweat.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
I am Jack's wasted life.
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
I am Jack's broken heart.

Interview with my Body

(2009)

I am Jia's aching feet

I'm really pissed off

I feel completely walked on

I hear the irony

My skin is breaking

Pulse is racing

Get off my back!

The ankles moan enough and now I have to hear the shins, knees and thighs complain too?

Maybe if they lost some damn weight it would be easier to carry them

Pompous jerks

I'm out of here when diabetes arrives.

I am Jia's sleepy eyes

When exactly did I come with sleeping bag accessories?

I've forgotten what rest is

These fluorescent lights are not ideal, but you try telling that to her

I wonder if I could get her attention by pinching this nerve back here

I'm totally sadistic

I can change color too

Mood ring of the body

Blue, green, gray -

But not black or brown

Hazel is racist

I am Jia's racing heart

Can someone tell me what the frick is going on out there?

I'm a little lost and I feel like we're having some communication problems

I used to run this joint back in the day

But now no one listens to me

Lungs react to what I say but I hear they've been out sick lately

Don't even get me started on kidneys after the stunt they pulled a few months ago

They've been fighting with feet

Feet says kidneys helped make them fat

I'd try to intervene but feet bitch about everything these days

I thought about asking eyes to let me know what's happening out there but I don't think I can trust them

And I'm pretty sure they're racist

I'm not as strong as I used to be

Breaks here, cracks there

Tired

Could someone call maintenance?