Me: A mosquito bit me on my thigh
Matt: Ouch
Me: It itches
Matt: Don't scratch it.
Me: But it itches
Matt: Don't scratch it!
Me: Fine, you scratch it
Matt: No!
Me: I'm gonna spit on it.
Matt: What?! Ew! Why would you do that?
Me: When I was little, my aunt told me to put saliva on bug bites and they stop itching.
Matt: That's not true, you don't have magical spit
Me: What if I do?
Matt: You don't
Me: Fine . . . you spit on it
Matt: What's wrong with you?!
Me: Well maybe you have magical spit
Matt: Even if I did, I'm not going to put it on your bug bite, a faerie might crawl out of it and then I'd have to kill it.
Me: Fine, then just smack the bug bite or something. It'll feel like you're scratching it.
Matt: No, because then the dead faerie would come back to life. Smacking sounds like clapping, did you even watch Peter Pan as a kid?
Me: You're so hateful towards faeries
Matt: And Leprechauns
Me: My thigh itches
Matt: Don't scratch it
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1 comments:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I always use my fingernail and dig an X into the bug bite. It stops the itching, usually.
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