My Husband Would Never Kill a Child . . . . Sheesh!

Matt: Would you stay faithful to me if I was sent to prison?

Me: Probably.

Matt: Like no matter what?

Me: I think it depends.

Matt: On if I'm guilty?

Me: No, depends on what your guilty of.

Matt: What if I like . . . killed a kid or something?

Me: Did he deserve it?

Matt: . . . .

Me: What?

Matt: You ruined my punchline.