Enchilada Cancer

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The husband person isn't allowed to have his phone on at work anymore. Cause apparently texting your wife while doing bank-ish stuff is distracting. So I like to text him mass amounts of messages, so when he gets out of work and turns his phone back on, he has lots to read while he's driving home.

Text #1: I want enchiladas.

Text #2: Like, I'm pretty sure I'll die if I don't get enchiladas.

Text #3: Some rare enchilada disease will kill me.

Text #4: Enchiladaitis.

Text #5: Except that "itis" means "inflamation of". Inflamation of Enchiladas. That doesn't work.

Text #6: Enchilada Cancer.

Text #7: Cause they have a cancer for everything these days. Why not enchiladas?

Text #8: Enchilada cancer. It'll be the new cool fad. Everyone will want it.

Text #9: Instead of chemo, you get mole.

Text #10: And a guy named Pedro sells you wigs and hookers. (I'm not being racist, this actually happened to a friend of ours that went to Mexico on vacation.)

Text #11: Do we have unlimited texting? Cause that would suck if we didn't.

Text #12: Then you would have no money to buy me enchiladas.

Text #13: And then I'd get cancer.

Text #14: Cause you were too cheap to pay for unlimited texting.

Text #15: I hope you're happy. We're broke because of my texting, and I'm still hungry.

Text #16: And have enchilada cancer.

Text #17: Cancer might offend people tho. Maybe it's Enchilada AIDS, or Enchilada Polio.

Text #18: Did you know that polio killed 6,000 people in 1916?

Text #19: They must not have invented enchiladas yet.