Strange Things That Come Out of My Husbands Mouth

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My friend Debilyn is doing a thing at her blog featuring quotes from other blogs. So while looking back through old blog posts, I began to notice that most of the strange quotes on here has been things that my husband has said. So in honor of my sexy weirdo . . . I'm featuring the top 5 Matt quotes thus far!


5. "Cute. Like Liza Minnelli's chubby cousin." (In response to me asking how I looked.)
He Said What?!

4. "That's not a medical word. Femur is a female lemur. And a male lemur is a Hemur. I saw them at the zoo. They'd know."
The Leg Bone's Connected to the Tree Dwelling Nocturnal Primate

3. "So I saw the most beautiful woman today but I can't remember where. I didn't make her up, I saw her. She wasn't at work. She wasn't dead on the side of the road." (A text message that eventually lead up to a picture of my he had on his phone.)
I Wonder If He Knows I'm Blogging This Right Now

2. "Don't take it off! It's a purple post-it, I've filed you under L for Love." (After sticking a post it on my during a nap.)
L for Love

1. "I'm a phone socks operator."
Socks is a Dirty Word

and as a bonus . . . .

"My mouth has been hemorrhoid free for just under a year."
Don't You Hate it When . . .