13 Things To Do While Reading Twilight
When You Can Live Forever . . . Why Can't You Live With Me?
My friends CJ and Tiffany have not read Twilight yet. This bothers me, and I've bothered them, enough that they've both agreed it just needs to be done. They must read it. So I've decided to put together a list of tips for them (and anyone else) who has not yet read the books.
- Make meals ahead of time with labeled instructions. Once you put one book down, you instinctively pick up another and your family will starve until you finish Breaking Dawn.
- Give a little extra love to your hubby before you begin the books. Cause you'll either be too busy to pay any attention to him over the next few days, and if you DO pay him any attention, he'll assume it's because you're thinking about Edward.
- Don't think about Edward.
- Unless hubby calls you Bella, then it's totally fine.
- Don't force him to call you Bella.
- Wearing a name tag that says "Hi My Name is Bella" is appropriate.
- Check your heater before you begin. I thought mine was broken every night from 6pm-1am until I finished Breaking Dawn and then realised that I was just over heating, heh, ahem.
- Go watch the movie.
- Overlook the cheesyness of it all. It's a teen romance for crying out loud. I used to watch Pretty in Pink!
- When you're finished with everything, come back here and tell me how much you loved the books!
- If you didn't like it, then go tell someone else (or read it again until you do), cause I don't need my buzz killed.
- Blog about Twilight like a freak.
- Once you've accepted your fate as a Twilight fan, read all of Stephenie Meyers extras, go looking for Twilight gear, and think about getting a Lion/Lamb tattoo, head over to Twilight Continues where I'm writing the 5th book myself.
