So here's my update on the whole brain tumor thing. I don't have one. I know, I've kept you in suspense and everything. However, I'm being punished, don't worry about that. Doc says that I should go on a vegan diet/cleanse because my lipids are really high and even though my blood sugar isn't high, I'm pushing out WAY too much insulin for my body. So vegan it is for now. I'm not allowed to eat meat, eggs, dairy or oil. Apparently killing animals isn't enough for PETA to complain about these days, but molesting cows by milking them is just too much or something.
Sorry, I'm being mean I know, but I really hate PETA, and veganism. Not having cheese and beef apparently makes Untypically Jia pretty untypically pissy.
I'm on day two and while the vegan food is actually pretty tasty and filling and I'm sure I'll lose tons of weight, I'd give my left leg for a filet minon right about now.
I'm genuinely worried that my going vegan will somehow affect the world at large. Fellow carnivores, eat an extra steak for me, crack open some eggs, fry a chicken, and enjoy some veal. I miss you all.
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I'd kill a whole herd for you. PETA makes me want to hurl. Meat is num-ness.
Awwww man! I couldn't do it! I couldn't go all vegan....no way no how.
I'm gonna grill an extra steak for you tonight and I'm sure it's gonna taste great! :)
You're a good man Slick. The world thanks you for killing extra cattle on my behalf.
I LOVED YOUR COW!
Not so sure I love that you are having to eat vegan. Reminds me of that wife swap with that vegan family! It was HYSTERICAL! She was nuts! OH no, does that mean you'll go nuts too? :-)
I'm sorry. I just had a some cheese for lunch and I'm thinking about a steak for dinner. I'm make sure yours is extra thick and I put lots of cheese on my baked potato and salad. Bet that makes you all warm and fuzzy inside!
Sorry to joke at your expense. But when you are skinny and I'm not, you can laugh at me! Fair enough?
Okay, but you gotta put ranch on the salad. It's the only way the whole meal will make me happy. LOL!
I'll make sure I put LOTS of ranch on it! It'll slide right on down! You know, lots of FAT! LOL
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