Matt: So I saw the most beautiful woman today but I can't remember where. I didn't make her up, I saw her.
Me: This better be cute, cause if not, I don't see this ending well for you.
Matt: She wasn't at work. She wasn't dead on the side of the road.
Me: This is a really creepy lead up to a sweet gesture I think.
Matt: She wasn't in the shower with me either (to my dismay)
Me: Well we had company when you were in the shower. Plus I was preoccupied with a sammich.
Matt: She was in my phone!
Sent with the following attached picture-
Me: Wow. Your phone girlfriend is hot.
He then went on to talk about true love and eternity and stuff, but it was really sweet and not funny, so I opted not to blog about it cause if I did, you all would post things like "Aww, he's so sweet." And completely forget the fact that he texted the words "dead on the side of the road" in a moment where he was trying to be really cute.
1 comments:
Ahhh, your Matt. Nothing like him. LOL. Love you guys!
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