Monday, August 4, 2008
Maybe it Could be a Fashion Statement
Never wear silk undergarments beneath jean capris that you've recently been bragging about feeling a little "loose". "I must be losing weight!" You're thinking at first. Yeah, you keep thinking that. You keep thinking that up until the night you forget to wear that belt your husband bought you (but you're still a little too big, so he bought it in the men's section of belts).
Forget the belt though! I can rock the no belt look!
Of course, with large drinks in your hands it becomes difficult to grasp at falling capris as you walk to your room. Your husband might run to your aide, but stop short when he realises how funny if what's about to happen actually happens.
And then it happens.
Your capris fall down.
To your ankles.
In front of your Mother in Law, who is now laughing.
Husband tried to be more subtle . . . he ran to the kitchen for his hysterics.
You've never been really classy, and you label yourself a reckneck anyways, so this is pretty funny to you too.
Of course, as your face turns red and tears leak out of your eyes, you silently pray that you don't laugh too hard . . . peeing your pants would be hard to disguise at this point.